英文情书是这样写成的


李老大喜欢上王小姐后，决定要给她写一封情书， 这封情书一定要不落俗套。苦思之下，触发了灵感..........

Dear wang litte girl:
From see you one　eye, I shit love you. your eyes close,I die;your eyes open ,I come back olive.Your eyes close and open again and again ,I die again and　again. May be you do not know me ,no　matter.one see clock emotion is pop.
I think I should introduce myself to you.
I call Li old big. toyear 25. My home four mouth people:papa,mama,I and　DD. I beat letter very fast,because I am a computer high hand.Ieven act as black guest. I do early f**k every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my　hair to be a monk , and find a place where many monks　live in to over mylife.
your old big

翻译

亲爱的王小姐:
自从见你第一眼，我便对你魂牵梦绕，你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛睁开，我又活过来了，你眼睛眨呀眨，我就死去活来。也许你还不认识我，没有关系，一见钟情很流行。我想应该介绍一下自己。
我叫李老大，今年25.我家有四口人：爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。我打字很快，因为我是电脑高手，我甚至还当过黑客呢。我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。请嫁给我吧，否则我将削发为僧，找个庙来了此一生。
你的老大

完全可以再幽默一点

That sounds good

Write very well! Though it is inaccurate to use words, understand meaning.