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A turkey was chatting with a bull.
有一只火鸡跟一只公牛在聊天。
I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,
火鸡说∶我真的很想爬到这树枝头上耶！
sighed the turkey, but I havent got the energy.
但是我没力气！
Well, why dont you nibble on some of my droppings?
牛说∶嗯，没关系，那你要不要吃一点我的牛大便（英译∶狗屁，屁话）？
replied the bull.Theyre packed with nutrients.
我的牛大便是很营养的喔。
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
火鸡就吃了很多牛大便，就变的很强壮足够让火鸡爬上第 一排的树枝。
The next day, after eating some more dung,
接下来的一天，火鸡又吃了很多牛大便（狗屁，屁话）
he reached the second branch.
让火鸡可以爬上第二排枝头。
Finally after a fortnight,
最後，两个礼拜过後，
there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
火鸡终於爬上枝头很安稳的在休息，
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,
好景不常，一位农夫发现这只火鸡，
who shot the turkey out of the tree.
开枪把火鸡打死了。
Moral of the story:
这故事告诉你∶
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
屁话或许可以让你爬的更高，但不可能让你成功一辈子。
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It's  a good story!
No body like dropping!

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