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发表于 2007-6-7 12:56 资料个人空间短消息加为好友

“被炒鱿鱼”的10种表达

1. I got fired.

我被炒鱿鱼了。

2. I got the boot.

我被开除了。

3. I got the ax.

我被开除了。

4. I got sacked./ I got the sack.

我被开除恕?

5. They kicked me out.

他们把我踢出来了。（他们把我开除了。）

6. My boss showed me the door yesterday.

我老板昨天叫我走路。

7. I was canceled.

我被开除了。

8. I was laid off.

我被解雇了。

9. The boss told me that I don't have to come in tomorrow, or any other day.

老板告诉我说，我明天或以后都不必来公司了。

10. My boss told me to find a "better" job.

我老板叫我“另谋高就”。

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发表于 2007-6-7 12:57 资料个人空间短消息加为好友

搞笑的“中国式”英语

1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，奘峦顺?

6．you me you me 彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...

9．WATCH SISTER 表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。你有两下

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男孩子该记住几句英文！

The nice girl are not beautiful.

好女孩不漂亮。

The beautiful girl are not nice.

漂亮女孩不好。

The beautiful and nice girl are gay.

又亮又好的女人是同性恋。

Attractive also had has advocated

好看的都名花有主了。

Unattractive nobody looks at on

不好看的又没有人看得上。

呵呵，我只能反照这样说了，再说下去，原来的楼主就以为我造反了！总之呢？。。。

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。

The handsome men without money are after our money.

而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。

The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.

不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。

NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN?

现在。到底有谁了解男人这东西？

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发表于 2007-6-7 12:59 资料个人空间短消息加为好友

Money的18种说法

money and finance

1.profit is money you gain from selling something, which is more than the money you paid for it. loss is money you have spent and not got back.

2.extravagant describes somebody who spends a lot of money. frugal or economical describes somebody who is careful with money.

3.a current account is a bank account from which you can take money at any time. a deposit account is a bank account which pays you interest if you leave money in it for some time (we can also use the expression savings account or notice account).

4.a loan is money which you borrow to buy something. a mortgage is a special kind of loan used to buy a house over a period of time.

5.to deposit money is to put money into a bank account. to withdraw money is to take money out of a bank account.

6.a wage and a salary are money you receive for doing a job, but wage is usually paid daily or weekly and a salary is usually paid monthly.

7.if you are broke, you have no money. it is an informal expression. if you are bankrupt, you are not able to pay back money you have borrowed. it is a very serious financial situation for somebody to be in.

8.in the uk, shares are one of the many equal parts into which a company’s capital is divided. people who buy them are called shareholders. stocks are shares which are issued by the government. dividends are parts of a company’s profit shared out among the shareholders.

9.income tax is a tax on money earned as wages or salary. excise duty is a tax on certain goods produced in a country, such as cigarettes or alcohol.

10.to credit somebody’s bank account is to put money into the account. to debit somebody’s bank account is to take money out. in the uk, many people pay for bills, etc… using a system called “direct debit”, where money is taken directly from their account by the company providing the goods or service.

11.traditionally a bank is a business organization which keeps money for customers and pays it out on demand or lends them money, and a building society is more usually associated with saving money or lending people money to buy houses.

12.a discount is the percentage by which a full price is reduced to a buyer by the seller. a refund is money paid back when, for example, returning something to a shop.

13.a bargain is something bought more cheaply than usual. something which is overpriced is too expensive. something which is exorbitant costs much more than its true value.

14.a worthless object is something which has no value. a priceless object is an extremely valuable object.

15.if you save money, you put it to one side so that you can use it later. if you invest money, you put it into property, shares, etc…so that it will increase in value.

16.inflation is a state of economy where prices and wages increase. deflation is a reduction of economic activity.

17.income is the money you receive. expenditure is the money you spend.

18.if you lend money, you let someone use your money for a certain period of time. if you borrow money from someone, you take money for a time, usually paying interest.

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关于女人的十个经典句子

1.women need to cry. and they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。

2.women especially love a bargain.

女人特别喜欢便宜货。

3.women love to shop. it is the only area of the world wheretheyfeel like they're actually in control.

女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。

4.women will always ask questions that have no center answers, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。

5.women love to talk. silence intimidates them and they feelaneed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。

6.women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.

女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。

7.women hate bugs. even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。

8.women can't keep secrets.

女人不能保守秘密。

9.women always go to public rest rooms in groups. it gives them a chance to gossip.

女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。

10.women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing.

女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。

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网络十大英文经典名言

1.I love you not because who you are,but because who I am when I am with you.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前是谁。

2.No man or woman is worth your tears,and the one who is,won't make you cry.没有男人或女人值得你流泪,值得的那位不会让你哭泣。

3.Atrue friend is some one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.一个真正的朋友是向你伸出手,触动你心灵的人。

4.The worst way to miss some one is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.想念一个人最糟糕的方式就是坐在他身旁,而知道你不能拥有他。

5.Never frown,even when you are sad,because youn ever know who is falling in love with your smile.就算你不快乐也不要皱眉,因为你永远不知道谁会爱上你的笑容。

6.To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.在世界上你可能只是某人,但对于某人你可能是世界。

7.Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened.不要因为完结而哭泣,要为曾经发生而微笑。

8.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.在你尝试了解他人和盼望他人了解你之前,先把你变成一个更好的人和了解自己的人。

9.Don't try so hard,the best things come when you lease expect them to.不要太努力去找,最好的事情是在最预计不到的时候出现的。

10.Life is apure flame,and we live by an invisible sun within us.生命是一束纯净的火焰,我们依靠自己内心看不见的太阳而存在。

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发表于 2007-6-7 13:02 资料个人空间短消息加为好友

英文中五花八门的感叹词

英语有很多感叹词，大家都比较熟悉的可能是Oh my God 一般用于表达惊奇，喜悦，或愤怒。还有一个和它用法几乎一样的短语：Oh my gosh!有时简略为Gosh!如：Gosh! This room is a mess!

表达惊讶等语气，还可以用Holy cow!意思和Wow!差不多。如：Holy cow! Your new Jag is so cool!(哇！你这辆新美洲虎可真酷!)

当用英文说“该死”，“倒霉”时，大部分人会想到Damn 但它们都是脏话，用时容易引起麻烦。可用Shoot！它只有很轻微的诅咒意义，可以放心大胆使用。如几个哥们商量周六去钓鱼，这时候突然有人说：“Shoot! I promised my wife I will take her to her folks’on Saturday.”

All right，作为感叹词，表示赞许，“好啊！”“太棒了！”如：“When the guitarist began his solo, the entire audience explodessintosa roaring‘All right!’”(当吉他手开始独奏时，全场轰鸣，观众高喊“太棒了！”)

Woops 通常是讲话的人不小心做错了什么事或忘了什么事时用的。比如一个孩子洗碗时不慎打破了盘子，他可能就会说:“Woops!”但是如果你被什么东西刮碰蹭，或被什么东西弄伤了，用什么感叹词合适呢？Ouch！是最好的选择之一。如：“Ouch! I was bitten by a bug!”

感叹词有很多很多，能把它们用对，也是一门学问。今天就介绍到这里。Woops! It’s time for dinner!

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十大英文爱的表白

如果说语言最能表现一个种族的内涵和文化的话，那么用来表现爱的语言又是精华中的精华。以下是欧美电影及文学中一些经典的对白。

相信我们可以从中学到很多英语知识。

1、Believe me,I was prepared for everything ,except you .

————这一句很实用啊，很有想象力啊，大家可以学学。电影《偷天陷阱》

2、艾莉： Maybe I was a bird in another life.

诺亚：If you're a bird , I'm a bird.

————我的前世也许是只鸟。

————如果你是一只鸟，那我也是一只鸟。电影《手札情缘》

3、You complete me.

Shot up! You had me at Hello, you had me at Hello.

————你使我完美起来

————别这么说！第一次见面时你就拥有了我，拥有了我！

出自电影《经济人风波》，前一句话现在很流行啊。

4、I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.

————我爱你是我晚上就寝前最想聊天的人。出自电影《当哈里遇到莉莎时》。

5、I love you Molly. I always have.

Ditto.

———— Ditto表示“同上”，意思是我也一样，非常简练。电影《幽灵》

6、Choose me. Marry me . Let me make you happy.

————选我吧，娶我吧，让我给你制造幸福。

电影《我最好朋友的婚礼》

7、Love means never having to say you're sorry

————爱，意味着永不说后悔。.出自电影《爱情故事》。

8、When I am out , take me as the wind.

————如果我不在，你把我当成风。

很浪漫啊，来自电影《请介绍我的女友》

9、I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

————很令人有所感想的一句名言啊，很有哲学性。

10、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

————这句话应该不用翻译了吧。很有名的一句。时下，经常看到一些女生的QQ签名里用的就是这一句

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开心英语：搞不懂的女人

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子

If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗

If you don't, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，说你笨蛋

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺她吧，说你气管炎

If you don't, you are not understanding 不顺吧，不善解人

If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫，疑你老练

If you don't you are half a man 太规矩，魅力不足

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厌烦

If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少去点，怨你猎艳

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，说你花心

If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺个心眼

If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狭隘

If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 大度点，说你不爱

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求欢吧，不够尊重

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不够爱宠

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你晚了，她等得烦

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 她晚了，女孩特权

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英语中十句最狠的话

1．Just wait and see. I won't let you get away with that.

咱们走着瞧。我不会让你得逞的。

2. You'll be sorry.

你会后悔的。

3. You're gonna get what's coming to you.

你会得到报应的。

4. If you're looking for a fight, you don't have to look far.

如果你想找人打架的话，不用找太远。

5. Watch your mouth. Do you know who you're talking to?

说话客气一点。你知道你在跟谁说话吗？

6. I'll get even with you sooner or later.

跟你的这笔帐我迟早会要回来的。

7. Listen, you've picked the wrong person to quarrel with.

听着，你找错吵架的对象了。

8. You'd better take that back.

你最好收回那句话。

9. You want to take it outside? Anytime!

你想到外头解决（干架）吗？随时奉陪！

10. Don't mess with me! / Don't get fresh with me!

不要惹我！/ 给我放尊重一点！

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爱情宝典妙语连珠

1.在陷入情网的时候，有些人丢了头脑，另一些人丢了心。

When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart.

2.幸福是良好的健康加上糟糕的记性。

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

3.唯有爱可以把黑暗囚在波港湾里。

Love is the only thing that holds the dark at bay.

4.爱是两个人玩的双赢游戏。

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

5.爱不是从相互凝视之中获得的，倒是可以由同朝一个方向眺望而产生。这是生活给予我们的教训。

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction .

6.一位父亲能为他的孩子做的最要紧的事是爱他们的母亲。

The most important thing a father can do for his children is loving their mother.

7.爱是无尽的宽恕，是惯常的温柔目光。

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

8.人在爱中超越自我。

To be in love is to surpass oneself.

9.男人的爱情门户在眼睛，女人则是在耳朵。

Love enters a man through his eyes; a woman through her ears.

10. (对女人来说) 有三类男人：智慧的情人，尊荣的情人，势利的情人。

There are three classes of men: lovers of wisdom, lovers of honor, lovers of gain.

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这些问题你想过吗？

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

为裁磁吮兆抛炀筒荒苌辖廾啵?/P> Why don't you ever see the headline! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

为什么你从来没见过头版头条写！“算命师中大奖”？

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

为什么“缩写”是这么长的一个单词？

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

为什么医生们管他们所做的事情叫做“实习, 实践”？

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

为什么在要关掉视窗时，你必须先点击“开始”键？

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

为什么柠檬汁是用人造香味调料做的，而洗碗液是用真正的柠檬做的？

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

为什么帮你管理你的所有投资的人叫做“不名一文的人”？（“broke”在英文中有“不名一文”，“穷到家了”的意思）

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

为什么一天中交通最慢的时刻叫“速行”时刻？

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

为什么没有老鼠味儿的猫食？

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

当狗食被宣扬是新的和改进了的口味的时候，是谁作的口味鉴定？

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

为什么诺亚没有把那两支蚊子打死？（诺亚方舟上带有每种动物的雌雄各一只）

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

在用注射毒剂的方式执行死刑时，为什么还要消毒针头？

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

你知道那个用在飞机上的“不会被摧毁”的黑匣子吧？为什么他们不把整架飞机都造成那种材料的？

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

为什么下雨时绵羊不缩水？

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

为什么公寓都紧紧靠在一起？（apart是分开的意思）

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

如果“坏处”是“好处”的对立面，那么“众议院”是不是“进展”的对立面？

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

如果飞行是这么的安全，为什么他们管飞机场叫“终端”？

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发表于 2007-6-7 13:17 资料个人空间短消息加为好友

十分有趣的英语经济名词

做商务的人，有些经济名词是不可不知的。下面是一个经济名词的小集合，看看你都知道了吗？

1. air pocket 气囊：指一种股票的显而易见的极其虚弱性。

2. backdoor listing 后门上市：一家公司因其自身未能符合交易所上市规定，便买进一个上市公司，将自身并入其中而使自己能够上市。

3. basket purchase 一篮子购买：以一种价格购买一组资产。然而在记帐时，每件物品可以单独记入，并对每件资产指定一个成本。

4. bear trap 空头陷阱：当股票下跌时，引起大量抛售，然后价格又上涨。

5. bed and breakfast deals 床头和早餐交易：卖空骗局。个人或公司根据事先安排的交易，先卖出股票，继而在第二天买回，以此形成一个抵消资本收益的税损。本做法仅存于英国。

6. bottom fisher 底部钓鱼人：寻找那些价格已跌至最底点，即将发生转机的商品或股票投资者。在有些情况下指购买破产或濒临破产组织的股票或债券的人们。

7. butterfly spread 蝴蝶差：同时在相同或不同的市场上买或卖三种期货合同，产生利润和借贷权。

8. Chinese Wall 中国墙：不可逾越的障碍物，用以阻止华尔街商行的交易区不公正地使用投资银行家们从客户那里秘密获得的信息。

9. fallen angle 下坠天使：大公司的高价证券因某些不利的负面消息而使价格突然下跌。

10. golden handcuffs 金手铐：将经纪人和经纪人事务所连结起来的合同；是经纪业对经纪人从一个公司到另一个公司频繁变动的反应。一般包括将其受雇时接受的大部分报酬返还原公司的协议。

11. gold brick 假金砖：毫无价值的带有欺诈特点的证券。

12. gray knight 灰骑士：公司收购中并非收购对象所寻求的投机性二次投标者，只想利用收购对象和原投标者之间的问题而牟利。

13. graveyard market 墓地市场：一种在其中的不能出来，在外面的不能进去的证券市场。

14. lame duck 跛脚鸭：冒险失败的投机者或股票交易中资不抵债的人。

15. long leg 长脚：期权价差合同中表明购买基础证券许诺的部分。

16. Mother Goose 鹅妈妈：募股章程简述，位于募股说明书的最前面。

17. poison pill 毒丸：公司发行新认股权证或对优先股授权，使收购公司的成本极大，从而阻止不友好的收购兼并企图。

18. shark watcher 鲨鱼监察者：专门观察和监视接管活动的公司。

19. sunrise industry 朝阳工业：有很大增长潜力及出口潜力的、高风险的高科技企业。

20. sunshine trading 阳光贸易：无障碍地从事大宗贸易。

21. turtle blood 龟血：流动性很低，不可能很快升值的证券。

22. war babies 战争宝宝：以为美国国防部制造产品为业务的公司的证券。

23. white elephant 白象：需要高额成本维护而实际上无利可图的资产或损失已成定局的资产。

24. white knight 白色骑士：为鼓励另一家企业进行成功的公司兼并，一个善意的第三方加入以击退另一竞买者。

25. window dressing 窗口包装：为使财务报表表现出比实际情况要好而采用的一种会计方法，一般是一种舞弊。

26. yellow knight 黄色骑士：一家公司企图吞并另一家公司时两家发生的兼并争执。

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发表于 2007-6-7 13:18 资料个人空间短消息加为好友

一首情诗的最佳翻译

冷月无霜泪无痕, 往事如烟柔情空.

梦里几度桂花香, 冰封琴轩红尘中.

---- 独照无眠

[最佳译文]No frost no tears at cold moon night
Love bygones have gone with the wind
How many times the sweet love that I dreamed
Tweedles are frozen in the ice world

我觉得英语对爱的表达不像中国一样含蓄，他们来的更直白，根据我对中文的理解：
冷月无霜泪无痕, 往事如烟柔情空.
梦里几度桂花香, 冰封琴轩红尘中.

第一句描写的是此情此景。
往事如烟，作者的意思就是往事已经随风而去了，爱也依然消逝。
桂花香实际上是对伊人的怀念，对爱的怀念
冰封琴轩我翻译成tweedles是指琴瑟和鸣爱语呢喃的日子已经在这个冰冷的尘世被永远冰冻了。

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发表于 2007-6-7 13:20 资料个人空间短消息加为好友

教你怎么问“How Old Are You？”

A little girl and her mother were out and about.

Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"

The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.

The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.

The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex.